Screw (you)!
What a perfect way to elegantly tell someone off! Or, for those a little less entertained by blatant crudeness, this tie makes a wonderful gift for that special woodworker or handyman/woman in your life. (For a slightly gentler message, see our HeartAttack tie.)

Bad puns are awesome. Actual size of screw is 8.25." (That's pretty darned screwed.)


$30, microfiber (see color choices)
$40, black or white 100% charmeuse silk

Select color:
microfiber
100% silk
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Screw Screwed! Screwed!

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